are putting on their extra-tight doinks. And you can hear the chants all the way to the Bronx... DEREK JETER, DEREK JETER...
Pirates management is proud to annouce the addition of Derek Jeter to its lineup. The Pirates acquire Derek Jeter, Wil Ledezma and Brad Snyder in exchange for Angel Berroa, Justin Verlander, Daric Barton, the Park City Money's pick in Third Supplemental Draft, and the Pirates ginal pick in the Fifth Supplemental Draft. When asked about the deal, Pirates management was quoted as saying "who the fuck is wil ledezma?"
The remaining owners wonder, "Have the Creepers thrown in the towel?". Stay tuned....
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