The Pirates are sellers, the Steaks are buyers.
It is with great regret that the Pirates announce the trade of a true legend in the Pink. Barry Zito, drafted as a 22-year old kid in AA (1999??), will now get his chance to win back-to-back Cups, along with the hottest hitter in baseball, Manny "don't call me Man-Ram" Ramirez. The Pirates were forced to part with Zito due to his love of the mary-jane and alyssa milano. Plus, my wife has crush on him and with us moving to the Bay Area, I just couldn't take it. I trust that he'll be in NY next year (Mets, not Yanks).
The Steaks parted with Scott Kazmir. Interestingly, Kazmir and Zito have nearly identical stats this year.
Steaks Release Pending Further Announcement....
(Salary Watch: Cheesesteaks +241, Brewers +101, Warthogs +67, Creepers +31, Pirates -57, Money -89, Buckos -111, Bees -183). *Note Salary Watch does not include releases made during supplemental drafts.
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