Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Saturday, May 27, 2006

Friday, May 19, 2006

Creepers Seek To Bolster Offense

On the heels of picking up girlfriend choker Dmitri Young and the Human Steroid, Jason Giambi, who have batted a combined .125 since being acquired, the Creepers today acquired Magglio Ordonez for Daric Barton, Francisco Cordero and Chad Orvella. The Buckos released Jason Davis and Guillermo Mota.

(Salary Watch: Cheesesteaks +184, Brewers +101, Warthogs +67, Creepers +31, Pirates +0, Money -89, Buckos -111, Bees -183). *Note Salary Watch does not include releases made during supplemental drafts.

Pirate or Bucko? Gaydar Says Pirate

Thursday, May 18, 2006

What's The Big Deal?

Here's the big deal:

The Philadelphia Cheesesteaks today agreed to a multi-player deal with the Park Avenue Money after days of intense negotiations. In the deal, the Steaks receive Mike Mussina, Bartolo Colon, Mariano Rivera and Alex Rodriguez in exchange for Ervin Santana, Chien-ming Wang, Alexis Rios and Nick Swisher.

In a rare CARP deal that involves nothing but major league talent, the Steaks have attempted to shore up their pitching staff, while also acquiring the best hitter in the American League in ARod. The Steaks have finally acquired their much needed second closer in Rivera and have
great hopes that Mussina will continue to pitch as effectively as he has so far this season. The big question mark is Colon, who if healthy will provide a great addition to the top of the Steaks rotation.

In return, the Money have acquired four building blocks for the franchise. Ervin Santana is an emerging ace, who has pitched very effectively this year, while Wang has been great in his last couple of starts. Rios and Swisher are both coming into their own as power sources in the OF and will be very productive for years to come. Steaks management is very grateful for the contributions of Santana, Wang, Rios and Swisher, but we believe that the additions we have made will enable the Cheesesteaks to make a successful run to our first CARP Championship.

(Salary Watch: Cheesesteaks +184, Brewers +101, Warthogs +67, Creepers +21, Pirates +0, Money -89, Buckos -101, Bees -183). *Note Salary Watch does not include releases made during supplemental drafts.

Happy Birthday, Money

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Bees Trade for Injuried Pitcher

In a trade intended to quell some of the Bees’ fans criticism regarding a lack of starting pitching, the Bees today acquired Estaban Loaiza in exchange for Scot Shields. Estaban is scheduled to come off the DL in late May. (Salary Watch: Brewers +101, Warthogs +67, Money +53, Cheesesteaks +42, Creepers +21, Pirates +0, Buckos -101, Bees -183). *Note Salary Watch does not include releases made during supplemental drafts.

Sunday, May 14, 2006

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Creepers Acquire Giambalco & the Meathook

AP - Just before the transaction deadline, the Creepers acquired Jason Giambi and Dmitri Young for Jeremy Sowers and Wily Mo Pena. (Salary Watch: Brewers +101, Warthogs +67, Money +64, Cheesesteaks +42, Creepers +21, Pirates +0, Buckos -101, Bees -194). *Note Salary Watch does not include releases made during supplemental drafts.

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Steaks Ante Up

AP - The Philadelphia Cheesesteaks acquired Javier Vasquez, Brad Radke & Craig Monroe from the Baltimore Bees in exchange for highly touted prospects Jered Weaver and Howie Kendrick. The Cheesesteaks have yet to announce their release.
(Salary Watch: Brewers +101, Warthogs +67, Money +64, Cheesesteaks +42, Buckos -101, Bees -173). *Note Salary Watch does not include releases made during supplemental drafts.

Brew Crew Makes Their Move

May 9, 2006 -- Philadelphia, PA. The Cap City Brewers, CARP champions in 96, 97, 99 and 04 have made a trade in attempt to restore glory to the franchise and its fans after suffering through a pathetic 7th place finish in 05.

In a hastily arranged press conference on the site of the now demolished Vet stadium, GM Pierre LaTour announced that the young future nucleus of the Brewers had been traded in an effort to "win now".

In a 9 player deal, the Brewers have sent Brandon Wood, Nick Markakis, Camron Maybin, John Buck and Anikori Otsuka to the Beltway Buckos in exchange for Curt Schilling, Vlad Guerrero, Jorge Posada and Y$$#@# Bentacourt.

"We needed help on both sides, offense and pitching", LaTour said. Even with the injuries to Harden, A.J. and Sheff we still felt this race is wide open once we get those guys back. We're sorry that Brandon and Nick won't be around, but we were happy to unload Buck, he sucks."

LaTour had no comment on rumors that Sheffield would be placed on the DL or that super prospect Delmon Young might be banned for the remainder of the year after an umpire's chest collided with his bat in an April 26th contest.

(Salary Watch: Brewers +101, Warthogs +67, Money +64, Buckos -101, Bees -131)

Monday, May 01, 2006

Unceremonious End to Carp Greats?

The First Supplemental Draft of 2006 saw Bernie Williams, David Wells and Darin Erstad (former MVP) all released. Wells and Erstad might have a shot of getting picked back up, but it's doutful. Are they HOF worthy? Discuss.

First Supplemental Draft - 2006

ROUND ONE:
Picks:
1. BEES - Radhames LIZ, Bal, SP, A
2. BUCKOS- Ty WIGGINTON, TB, 3B, ML
3. PIRATES - Matt GARZA, Min, SP, A
4. MONEY - Kevin MELILLO, Oak, 2B, AA
5. BREWERS - Akinori OTSUKA, Tex, RP, ML
6. WARTHOGS - Scott ELARTON, KC, SP, ML
7. CREEPERS - Tony BATISTA, Minn, 3B, ML
8. CHEESESTEAKS - Shawn CAMP, KC, RP, ML

Releases:
BEES - Jose Molina
BUCKOS - Jason Barlett
PIRATES - Bernie Williams
MONEY - LaTroy Hawkins
BREWERS - Tony Batista
WARTHOGS - Javier Herrera
CREEPERS - Darrin Erstad
CHEESESTEAKS - Roman Colon

ROUND TWO:
Picks:
9. BEES - Humberto SANCHEZ, Det, SP, AA
10. BUCKOS- Jason Davis, Cle, SP, ML
11. PIRATES - Reid Brignac, TB, SS, A
12. MONEY - Michael MacDonald, Tor, SP, AA
13. BREWERS - Jacoby Ellsbury, Bos, OF, A
14. WARTHOGs- JJ Putz, Sea, RP, ML
15. MONEY (from CREEPERS) – Zach Miner, Det, SP, AAA
16. CHEESESTEAKs- Estaban German, KC, 2B/SS/3B, ML

Releases:
BEES - Kameron Loe
BUCKOS - David Dellucci
PIRATES - David Wells
MONEY - J.J. Johnson
BREWERS - Kyle Lohse
WARTHOGS - Adam Eaton
MONEY - Chris Lubanski
CHEESESTEAKS - Juan Dominguez