Creepers Add Second Closer, Again

Reconstructive Elbow Surgery is never good. However, Octavio Dotel's "Tommy John'' surgery was so successful, the reliever said, that renowned arm specialist Dr. James Andrews told him that he probably will be able to pitch in the majors on Opening Day 2006, easily six to 12 months sooner than projected. That's far too long for the Cup Crazy Creepers. And thus the Creepers were forced to send Ace pitcher Jon Garland to Money for Ace bandage Troy percival. GM Griffiths reflects "I feel like a retarded child who won't stop touching the orange stove burner"