Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Trades, Trades & Trades

The following trades occurred during the off-season:

1. The Brighton Creepers traded their first pick in the first supplemental draft and first pick in the fifth supplemental draft to the Chelsea Pirates for Gil Meche. G.M. Hirsch was reportedly commented, "Congrats on getting a cheap, super average pitcher on a truly shitty team. 10-12 wins, a 4.00 ERA."

2. Brewers and Money announced a seven player deal in which the Capitol City Brewers sent Jon Garland, Jeremy Guthrie, Travis Buck and Hank "Hammerin" Conger to the Park Avenue Money in exchange for Ian Kinsler, Jose "HGH" Guillen and Jason Varitek. The Money released to follow.

3. The Capitol City Brewers traded their pick in the 2nd Supplemental Draft to the Brighton Creepers in exchange for Jason Kubel.

4. The Capitol City Brewers traded their pick in the 4th Supplemental Draft to the Chelsea Pirates for Adam Loewen and his crappy elbow.

5. From the Office of the Commish: "The Creepers have traded Clay Bucholz to the Hogs for Joba Chamberlain. Joba and Buch switch places on their respective rosters and the web page has been updated."
You may all continue with your lives.